Sticky First Date !!!

<div class="bbWrapper"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">If you didn&#039;t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you&#039;re sitting down when<br /> you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or<br /> not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.<br /> <br /> Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date<br /> that a woman ever had.<br /> <br /> The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely<br /> no question as to why her tale took the prize!<br /> <br /> She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken<br /> her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.<br /> <br /> It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly<br /> had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until<br /> they were headed home late that afternoon.<br /> <br /> They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to<br /> realize that she should not have had that extra latte.<br /> <br /> They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.<br /> <br /> Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point<br /> where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road,<br /> or it would be the front seat of his car.<br /> <br /> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants<br /> down and started.<br /> <br /> In the deep snow, she didn&#039;t have good footing, so she let her butt rest<br /> against the rear fender to steady herself.<br /> <br /> Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic, and indeed<br /> was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about<br /> was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation.<br /> <br /> As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks<br /> were firmly glued against the car&#039;s fender.<br /> <br /> Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she<br /> attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.<br /> <br /> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she<br /> answered her date&#039;s concerns about &quot;what is taking so long&quot; with a reply that indeed, she was &quot;freezing her butt off&quot; and in need of some assistance!<br /> <br /> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and<br /> then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.<br /> <br /> She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose<br /> themselves, they assessed her dilemma.<br /> <br /> Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a<br /> real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly<br /> cheeks from the grip of the icy metal.<br /> <br /> Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place,<br /> both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.<br /> <br /> So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his<br /> pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter,<br /> she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be &quot;pants down.&quot; And you thought your first date was embarrassing.<br /> <br /> Jay Leno&#039;s comment...<br /> <br /> &quot;This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.&quot;<br /> <br /> Oh, and how did the first date turn out?<br /> <br /> He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.</span></span> <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/lolup.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lolup:" title="LOL up :lolup:" data-shortname=":lolup:" /></div>

<div class="bbWrapper">I saw that coming when you mentioned they needed something hot, I just knew it!!! OMG what a great first date story.<br /> <br /> grandkid....&quot;grandma, how did you and grandpa meet?&quot;&quot; where was your first date? &quot;<br /> <br /> grandmom...&quot;well johnny, grandpa had to piss on my ass to release my cheeks from the car fender&quot; &quot;it was love at first date&quot;</div>

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="" data-quote="babs7262" data-source="post: 216340" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/forums/goto/post?id=216340" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-216340">babs7262 said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> I saw that coming when you mentioned they needed something hot, I just knew it!!! OMG what a great first date story.<br /> <br /> grandkid....&quot;grandma, how did you and grandpa meet?&quot;&quot; where was your first date? &quot;<br /> <br /> grandmom...&quot;<b>well johnny, grandpa had to piss on my ass to release my cheeks from the car fender</b>&quot; &quot;it was love at first date&quot; </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><br /> Oh gawd babs...I&#039;m ROTFLMAO !!!..<img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/lolup.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lolup:" title="LOL up :lolup:" data-shortname=":lolup:" /><img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/lolup.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lolup:" title="LOL up :lolup:" data-shortname=":lolup:" /><img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/lolup.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lolup:" title="LOL up :lolup:" data-shortname=":lolup:" /><br /> <br /> Thats better that the way she told it....</div>

<div class="bbWrapper"><b>hmmmmm</b><br /> <br /> I cant recall any bad first dates...well, I mean their were crappy first dates but no good stories. I guess that Australian guy fiasco doesnt count as &quot;a date&quot; lol<br /> <br /> I did have one date that when he picked me up to go to dinner, I had on a tight short denim skirt (late 80&#039;s) and when I got in the car my skirt ripped when I sat down. I had to change but that really wasnt bad, we both laughed<br /> and I changed. He was a nice guy and a lawyer too, but back then I was into looks and he was dorky looking lol</div>

<div class="bbWrapper">I&#039;ll have to tell you about my first date with my wife one of these days...it&#039;s one that I thought would have me locked behind bars or something...<img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/grin.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></div>

<div class="bbWrapper">Do Tell Rob!</div>