- Joined
- Aug 25, 2004
- Location
- Bexhill on sea, England
Note: The title is NOT a question.
I've been playing this slot as part of the Ladbrokes scratch-card promotion and my results have been frightening. I can now officially rate this as the worst MG bonus video slot ever - and that includes Reel Crap & Gift Crap!
I had to play at least 100 every day to get a scratch-card.
It started off not too bad - I was low-rolling and got some nice scratchcards which boosted my bank nicely!
So I gradually started increasing my bets, but then I found my results were not so good. I'm almost ashamed to admit that as my bank started to plummet I lost some of my usual self-control and started chasing my losses (by upping the bets 2p/line at a time with decreasing numbers of spins) in the hope of a big win.... you can guess the rest.
After playing for 15 consecutive days I finally had to admit defeat today. (Look at my last 5 sessions! )
I am so angry about MG releasing such crap on us punters that I decided to waste 2-hours of valuable gambling time to fully analyse my results in detail, and here you are:-
Session . Spins . Wagered . Av/sp . P/L . Return . Features
Session 01 . 298 . . 112.14 . 0.38 . -20 .. 82% . 3 spins . 2 peeks
Session 02 . 277 . . 112.68 . 0.41 . +29 . 126% . 3 spins . 3 peeks
Session 03 . 150 . . 135.00 . 0.90 . -44 .. 67% . 0 spins . 0 peeks
Session 04 . 110 . . 111.60 . 1.01 . -31 .. 72% . 0 spins . 0 peeks
Session 05 . 219 . . 109.08 . 0.50 . -19 .. 83% . 0 spins . 2 peeks
Session 06 . 248 . . 124.38 . 0.50 . -29 .. 77% . 2 spins . 3 peeks
Session 07 . 251 . . 118.62 . 0.47 .. +4 . 103% . 1 spins . 1 peeks
Session 08 . 224 . . 114.48 . 0.51 . +41 . 136% . 4 spins . 2 peeks
Session 09 . 192 . . 108.72 . 0.57 . -20 .. 82% . 0 spins . 2 peeks
Session 10 . 263 . . 113.58 . 0.43 ... -1 .. 99% . 3 spins . 2 peeks
Session 11 . 198 . . 106.38 . 0.54 . -49 .. 54% . 0 spins . 1 peeks
Session 12 . 105 . . 110.70 . 1.05 . -70 .. 37% . 0 spins . 0 peeks
Session 13 .. 66 . . 105.30 . 1.60 . -52 .. 51% . 0 spins . 0 peeks
Session 14 . 201 . . 111.96 . 0.56 . -58 .. 48% . 0 spins . 2 peeks
Session 15 . 120 . . 112.50 . 0.94 . -68 .. 40% . 0 spins . 0 peeks
Total: . . . 2922 . 1,707.12 . . . . . -387 . 77% . 16 spins . 20 peeks
Bonus features:-
Free-spins, once in every; . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .183 spins
Peek bonus - once in every . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 146 spins
Bonus on first reel 100 times = once every . . .. . . 29.2 spins (Are there 87 symbols on reel 1? )
Converted into 'peek' feature 20 times = once every .. 5 tries
Free-Spins paid:-
Bet x3.2, x38.9, x20.7, x0, x6.6, x2.2, x24.6, x21, x9.6, x15.7, x7.1, x12.4, x19.8, x10, x54.4, x34.7
Average = Bet x17.5
Peek bonuses paid: 3 were x15, 17 were x30, 0 were x45, 0 were x60.
Rusty is gonna love this next bit!
I then split my analysis into bets of 4p (my lowest starting point) & 6p per line, and those at higher amounts (up to 20p/line). These are the stats:-
Bet level . . . . . . . Spins . Wagered . Av/spin . P/L . Return . Features
Bets up to 6p/Line . 1950 . 812.52 . . 0.42 . -109 . 87% . 14 spins . 15 peeks
Bets over 6p/Line . .. 972 . 894.60 . . 0.92 . -278 . 69% . 2 spins . 5 peeks
Bets up to 6p/Line:-
Free-spins, once in every; . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 139 spins
Peek bonus - once in every . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 130 spins
Bonus on first reel 69 times - once every . . . . . . . . 28 spins
Converted in 'peek' feature 15 times = once every .. 4.6 tries
Bets over 6p/Line:-
Free-spins, once in every; . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 486 spins
Peek bonus - once in every . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . 194 spins
Bonus on first reel 31 times - once every . . . . . . . 31 spins
Converted in 'peek' feature 5 times = once every .. 6.2 tries
By far the worst thing about this slot though is that the picking feature is definitely not random, and in my book not random = rigged!
I had the peek picking feature 20 times and not once did I get a x45 or x60 - this is on top of the same thing happening at least 10 times playing the slot at other casinos as well.
I'm not clever enough to work out the odds of always randomly picking at least 2 'boobies' in 12 picks from 15 squares every single time in 30 goes - but its' got to be pretty darned high!
I am very, very, very, VERY disappointed that MG have gone down this road...
KK
I've been playing this slot as part of the Ladbrokes scratch-card promotion and my results have been frightening. I can now officially rate this as the worst MG bonus video slot ever - and that includes Reel Crap & Gift Crap!
I had to play at least 100 every day to get a scratch-card.
It started off not too bad - I was low-rolling and got some nice scratchcards which boosted my bank nicely!
So I gradually started increasing my bets, but then I found my results were not so good. I'm almost ashamed to admit that as my bank started to plummet I lost some of my usual self-control and started chasing my losses (by upping the bets 2p/line at a time with decreasing numbers of spins) in the hope of a big win.... you can guess the rest.
After playing for 15 consecutive days I finally had to admit defeat today. (Look at my last 5 sessions! )
I am so angry about MG releasing such crap on us punters that I decided to waste 2-hours of valuable gambling time to fully analyse my results in detail, and here you are:-
Session . Spins . Wagered . Av/sp . P/L . Return . Features
Session 01 . 298 . . 112.14 . 0.38 . -20 .. 82% . 3 spins . 2 peeks
Session 02 . 277 . . 112.68 . 0.41 . +29 . 126% . 3 spins . 3 peeks
Session 03 . 150 . . 135.00 . 0.90 . -44 .. 67% . 0 spins . 0 peeks
Session 04 . 110 . . 111.60 . 1.01 . -31 .. 72% . 0 spins . 0 peeks
Session 05 . 219 . . 109.08 . 0.50 . -19 .. 83% . 0 spins . 2 peeks
Session 06 . 248 . . 124.38 . 0.50 . -29 .. 77% . 2 spins . 3 peeks
Session 07 . 251 . . 118.62 . 0.47 .. +4 . 103% . 1 spins . 1 peeks
Session 08 . 224 . . 114.48 . 0.51 . +41 . 136% . 4 spins . 2 peeks
Session 09 . 192 . . 108.72 . 0.57 . -20 .. 82% . 0 spins . 2 peeks
Session 10 . 263 . . 113.58 . 0.43 ... -1 .. 99% . 3 spins . 2 peeks
Session 11 . 198 . . 106.38 . 0.54 . -49 .. 54% . 0 spins . 1 peeks
Session 12 . 105 . . 110.70 . 1.05 . -70 .. 37% . 0 spins . 0 peeks
Session 13 .. 66 . . 105.30 . 1.60 . -52 .. 51% . 0 spins . 0 peeks
Session 14 . 201 . . 111.96 . 0.56 . -58 .. 48% . 0 spins . 2 peeks
Session 15 . 120 . . 112.50 . 0.94 . -68 .. 40% . 0 spins . 0 peeks
Total: . . . 2922 . 1,707.12 . . . . . -387 . 77% . 16 spins . 20 peeks
Bonus features:-
Free-spins, once in every; . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .183 spins
Peek bonus - once in every . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 146 spins
Bonus on first reel 100 times = once every . . .. . . 29.2 spins (Are there 87 symbols on reel 1? )
Converted into 'peek' feature 20 times = once every .. 5 tries
Free-Spins paid:-
Bet x3.2, x38.9, x20.7, x0, x6.6, x2.2, x24.6, x21, x9.6, x15.7, x7.1, x12.4, x19.8, x10, x54.4, x34.7
Average = Bet x17.5
Peek bonuses paid: 3 were x15, 17 were x30, 0 were x45, 0 were x60.
Rusty is gonna love this next bit!
I then split my analysis into bets of 4p (my lowest starting point) & 6p per line, and those at higher amounts (up to 20p/line). These are the stats:-
Bet level . . . . . . . Spins . Wagered . Av/spin . P/L . Return . Features
Bets up to 6p/Line . 1950 . 812.52 . . 0.42 . -109 . 87% . 14 spins . 15 peeks
Bets over 6p/Line . .. 972 . 894.60 . . 0.92 . -278 . 69% . 2 spins . 5 peeks
Bets up to 6p/Line:-
Free-spins, once in every; . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 139 spins
Peek bonus - once in every . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 130 spins
Bonus on first reel 69 times - once every . . . . . . . . 28 spins
Converted in 'peek' feature 15 times = once every .. 4.6 tries
Bets over 6p/Line:-
Free-spins, once in every; . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 486 spins
Peek bonus - once in every . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . 194 spins
Bonus on first reel 31 times - once every . . . . . . . 31 spins
Converted in 'peek' feature 5 times = once every .. 6.2 tries
By far the worst thing about this slot though is that the picking feature is definitely not random, and in my book not random = rigged!
I had the peek picking feature 20 times and not once did I get a x45 or x60 - this is on top of the same thing happening at least 10 times playing the slot at other casinos as well.
I'm not clever enough to work out the odds of always randomly picking at least 2 'boobies' in 12 picks from 15 squares every single time in 30 goes - but its' got to be pretty darned high!
I am very, very, very, VERY disappointed that MG have gone down this road...
KK