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Dear Abby

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Banned member - being a jerk
Joined
May 15, 2002
Location
Visalia, California
DEAR ABBY

I am a crack dealer in Porterville, California who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Pixley and one of my sisters,
who lives in Poplar, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Tipton. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a
non-parole life sentence at Corcoran for the murder of a teenage boy in
1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual
misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Tulare, She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fianc and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for President?

Signed,

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