ethnic

Once there was a major power failure in Oslo, the capital of Norwegia. Thousands of Norwegians were trapped for hours in elevators and on moving staircases.

[meathead]

O.J. Simpson got out of the shower and was drying off when
he noticed a white band from just above his eyes to the top
of his head.


Fearing he was turning white, he called his doctor and told
him of his problem. The doctor advised him to come to his
office immediately.


After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of
brown liquid, gave it to O.J. and told him to drink it
all.


O.J. did and replied that it tasted like s*hit.


The doctor replied, "It was, O.J. You were a quart low."

What do you call an Irishman sleeping on your front porch?


Paddy O'Furniture

[bagofmaggots]

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb


1 to hold the bulb and 100 to drink untill the room starts to spin