Ongoing Diabolical Promotions

Nate

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It just irritates the crap out of me when you have a vast number of accredited casinos dishing out promotions so bad, they are not even worth mentioning.

This has been going on for months and I intend to post the crap offers here for anyone who is daft enough to take them up. Seriously STOP with your crap - Rather don't send any promotions. Its embarrassing how desperate some places look trying to get a deposit.

Today from Kaboo (Who I believe have some of the worst offers online)

Let me introduce myself. I’m Zachara - I have dedicated my life to understand the true meaning of Starburst and now the day has come for me to overthrow you. Get ready!


To beat me you have to wager €1250 on Starburst.

Your reward? 30 Echoes!


Wager 1250 for 3 Euros - Piss off already! :mad:

Nate
 
It just irritates the crap out of me when you have a vast number of accredited casinos dishing out promotions so bad, they are not even worth mentioning.

This has been going on for months and I intend to post the crap offers here for anyone who is daft enough to take them up. Seriously STOP with your crap - Rather don't send any promotions. Its embarrassing how desperate some places look trying to get a deposit.

Today from Kaboo (Who I believe have some of the worst offers online)

Let me introduce myself. I’m Zachara - I have dedicated my life to understand the true meaning of Starburst and now the day has come for me to overthrow you. Get ready!


To beat me you have to wager €1250 on Starburst.

Your reward? 30 Echoes!


Wager 1250 for 3 Euros - Piss off already! :mad:

Nate

The English sounds like it comes from a Chinese self-assembly instruction sheet. Overthrow? He should be. :oops:
 
I just received that offer from Kaboo Nate.

'Fucking Jokers' or something like that I shouted out at my screen :oops:

Another offer which I would LOVE to have taken up but it is so low roller unfriendly I had to let it go.

Redbet - 50% and 100 FS on the new Secret of Atlantis slot. Simply deposit 100 euros.

Great for those with a decent budget and best of luck to you/them.

In my case a whole weeks budget or a case of 'pass my 'other' wallet please dearest' :p
 
I'm pretty sure this offer was thought up as a dare by the staff at the promotional department. Between the cack English, the name Zachara and turgid Starburst insult it's enough to make anyone 'overthrow' their cornflakes onto the keyboard.

No Kandoo, Kaboo :mad:
 
They save some of their promotions budget for the Halloween and Christmas promotions.
At least this is what I hope this can be explained with.
 
I just received that offer from Kaboo Nate.

'Fucking Jokers' or something like that I shouted out at my screen :oops:

Another offer which I would LOVE to have taken up but it is so low roller unfriendly I had to let it go.

Redbet - 50% and 100 FS on the new Secret of Atlantis slot. Simply deposit 100 euros.

Great for those with a decent budget and best of luck to you/them.

In my case a whole weeks budget or a case of 'pass my 'other' wallet please dearest' :p

Take the offer from Next Jon.... 75% up to 75, code NC26AUG

Although i busted out just as quickly as yesterday at CL with the same offer. :oops:

BTW, Redbet banned my country yet they still send me offers. Had 100% up to 200 + 100FS yesterday. :eek: :rolleyes:
 
This offer is actually insulting ! Promo team on crack!

Who in the right mind would take this up and actually cheapens the casino. Total crap.
 
That's a spectacularly bad offer from Kaboo ! I hate primeslots emails because they always hype it up and add things like "click here to see just how huge your exclusive bonus will be !! " and it's like 10% bonus on all deposits today or 10 fs on Fruity Friends with every deposit today

Also received this nonsense offer from a casino which usually has reasonable promos

You've Unlocked 50 Spins On Starburst !
TradaCasino <support@tradacasino.com>


To reward you for your play to date at TradaCasino we're giving you 50 free Starburst spins with your next deposit. Claim now by making a deposit of £25 and asking for yours in Live Chat!

Usual bonus terms apply.

So I haven't unlocked sh*t and it's just a std £5 worth of 10p fs on a £25 min deposit
 
This offer is actually insulting ! Promo team on crack!

Who in the right mind would take this up and actually cheapens the casino. Total crap.

Thrills had a similar offer some months back. Don't know if anyone remembers.

It was for me: "Wager 2500$ on some new slot, get 10SS worth 20$". Others had: "Wager 250 or 500, get 10FS".

Useless as useless can be and on top insulting to a player. :eek:
 
Thrills had a similar offer some months back. Don't know if anyone remembers.

It was for me: "Wager 2500$ on some new slot, get 10SS worth 20$". Others had: "Wager 250 or 500, get 10FS".

Useless as useless can be and on top insulting to a player. :eek:

Yup dont recall that one but such things are fast tracked to my trash when they come into my mail box. The only FS I bother with these days are the ones I win on the free roles at VS ... not done bad on them the past 2 weeks. Managed a 400 + cash out from one set of FS I won. But no free rolls left for me until I deposit again. These type of offers listed here though are utter garbage. And I am heading your way soon Harry :cool: albeit delayed due to other travel arrangements - mainly Spain next week due to work and some "Pleasure" :cool:
 
Another trend has been to use the Play'n Bleed network of games for Free Spin offers. They have increased substantially over the last few months.

When i see Free Spins from Play' Go - I get instant heartburn :(

Slots with minimum bet like Fire Joke (Joker) - 0.05c a spin - an all new LOW...

The trend is to use a substitute now for Shitburst like Spinions from Quickspin on 10c a spin or any other Play'n Gobble Slot with the least pay lines possible.

Desperate times I tell you! Its never been this bad online for years. You hardly even get FS for Slot releases anymore. I recall a time where you would collect spins at at least 5 Casinos.

Now the new MO is - We are Celebrating the release of NetBents newest gobbler by offering you xxx Free Spins for a deposit of xxx ...

Since when did MY DEPOSIT become a celebration ?

Nate
 
That's a spectacularly bad offer from Kaboo ! I hate primeslots emails because they always hype it up and add things like "click here to see just how huge your exclusive bonus will be !! " and it's like 10% bonus on all deposits today or 10 fs on Fruity Friends with every deposit today

Also received this nonsense offer from a casino which usually has reasonable promos

You've Unlocked 50 Spins On Starburst !
TradaCasino <support@tradacasino.com>


To reward you for your play to date at TradaCasino we're giving you 50 free Starburst spins with your next deposit. Claim now by making a deposit of £25 and asking for yours in Live Chat!

Usual bonus terms apply.

So I haven't unlocked sh*t and it's just a std £5 worth of 10p fs on a £25 min deposit

That's some REWARD - You need to spend money to be rewarded for your play... LOL.

I hope you took the offer up?

Nate
 
Another trend has been to use the Play'n Bleed network of games for Free Spin offers. They have increased substantially over the last few months.

Desperate times I tell you! Its never been this bad online for years. You hardly even get FS for Slot releases anymore. I recall a time where you would collect spins at at least 5 Casinos.



Nate

Maybe part of the reason for that is the glut of new slot releases from numerous software providers. Seems like everyone is trying to jump on the band wagon with online gambling.
A few years back slots releases were something that happened monthly but from few providers so they were kind of more "news worthy" now it seems like every other day
there is a new slot out.
 
Maybe part of the reason for that is the glut of new slot releases from numerous software providers. Seems like everyone is trying to jump on the band wagon with online gambling.
A few years back slots releases were something that happened monthly but from few providers so they were kind of more "news worthy" now it seems like every other day
there is a new slot out.

You're right - There has been a super increase in the amount of new slots being released - However, there has been a clear decrease in offers. I cant say that this has influenced the respective casinos. With Play'n Gobble, YggDrasil, Thunderkick et al, they never gave out FS - It was the norm. It was usually for NetBent releases. This has come to an abrupt end too.

Nate
 
Also received this nonsense offer from a casino which usually has reasonable promos

You've Unlocked 50 Spins On Starburst !
TradaCasino <support@tradacasino.com>


To reward you for your play to date at TradaCasino we're giving you 50 free Starburst spins with your next deposit. Claim now by making a deposit of £25 and asking for yours in Live Chat!

Usual bonus terms apply.

So I haven't unlocked sh*t and it's just a std £5 worth of 10p fs on a £25 min deposit

Hi SlotGrinder,

I agree, not a good offer at all.

We decided to A/B test a number of different offers that are automatically triggered when certain events takes place on a player account, but the title of this particular email is absolutely misleading and in this 'trial and error' exercise this one would most certainly be classed as error!!!

We have paused that triggered email, we will re-evaluate the promotion, and we would like to credit your account with the 50 spins that the email title promised. Please PM me your username.

Thanks for the feedback, I appreciate it.

Rachel.
 
Another one just came thru.

All British Casino - Deposit £20 for 50 FS on Secret of Atlantis.

Now IMO that is a decent offer,more so for a growing casino in its early years and also low roller friendly, only restriction/small let down is the games catalog.

My point if these guys can offer this promotion (35x FS winnings WR) then surely the 'Big Guns' can do a lot better than the paltry offers we are seeing today.

Hedge made a good point about promotional budgets etc but as far as I can recall Christmas 2015 was chock-a-block with crap offers also :(

Any long serving player(s) who can recall the Guts Advent Calendar (2014) where you played the game in the 'house' with the Grinch?

Now that's what I called a promotion.
 
Hi SlotGrinder,

I agree, not a good offer at all.

We decided to A/B test a number of different offers that are automatically triggered when certain events takes place on a player account, but the title of this particular email is absolutely misleading and in this 'trial and error' exercise this one would most certainly be classed as error!!!

We have paused that triggered email, we will re-evaluate the promotion, and we would like to credit your account with the 50 spins that the email title promised. Please PM me your username.

Thanks for the feedback, I appreciate it.

Rachel.


Rachel - Thanks for acknowledging this and coming out to help change it - Speaks volumes!!

Nate
 
Just got this through email from Hippodrome.

There was a 100% bonus as well though, buts whats betting these spins will be 5 lines.

Hi John,

Want to climb your way to the top? We want to help you get there. That’s why we’ve put a little boost in your account – and it’s still there for you to use.

Log in and you’ll find 50 Bonus Spins* to use on High Society, helping you reach the dizzying peaks of the social crème de la crème.

You can also use your Spins on Tomb Raider: Secret of the Sword™, Golden Princess and Lucky Koi. Try them all if you like, but they won’t be there forever. Be sure to deposit to make use of them before midnight on Monday 29th August, 2016.
 
Time to publicly eat a slice of humble pie (but only a small one!)

Just checked my 2 email accounts and a few casino accounts and found all this lot!!!

All British - 50 FS on SoA for a £20 deposit

Super Lenny - 100% to £25 AND 40 FS on SoA (Spins credited tomorrow - Feel a visit to support coming on already :rolleyes:)

Thrills - 100% up to £25

32 Red - 100% DOTD

Next Casino - 75% to £75!!

Dunder - 50%

Kaboo - 100% to £20

Gonna have a hard time decisions wise with this one with only £25 to toy around with lol (ideally a withdrawal from wherever I decide and I manage to do em all LMAO!)
 
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Today's email from 10bet :lolup:

Fancy a swim? Our August Adventure calendar's got just the thing for you...

Then dive deep into a world of mystery with 25 free spins on Secrets of Atlantis when you wager €1500 on any slots from August 26-28.

Remember to opt in for your free spins!
 

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