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  1. hahahaha!

    that was hilarious! thanks, i love a good joke! i have tons! but here's another Indian one for ya:

    Chief Bowz (pronounced Bowels) got an eviction notice and was told
    he had to move out of his Tee Pee. He was angry about this so he went
    to complain at the office that he rented his Tee Pee from, but he left in
    such a hurry he forgot his eye glasses and couldn't see very well, so when
    he got downtown, instead of entering the office where he wanted to file his
    complaint, he accidently went into the Dr.'s office next door.

    The Dr. asked him what can he do for him, and Chief Bowz said,

    "Bowz not move!"

    So the Dr. Gives him a bottle containing a laxitive, and tells him to take
    1 a day til gone.

    So Chief Bowz leaves, but returns a couple of days later, and tells the
    Dr.,

    "Bowz STILL not move!"

    So the Dr. Gives him ANOTHER bottle of laxitives and tells him to take
    2 a day until gone.

    So Chief Bowz leaves, only to return again a couple of days later, and
    tells the Dr.,

    "Bowz STILL not move!!!"

    The Dr. says, Hmm, thats odd... and gives him ANOTHER bottle of laxitives
    and tells him to take 3 a day until gone.

    So Chief Bowz leaves.... a few days later he goes into the Dr.'s office
    and says,

    "O.K., Bowz move, Tee Pee full of shit!!"


    hahahahaha!!
  2. hahahaha! Man, I hear that! I went to college in Sioux City, where all the Sioux Indians migrate... they're quick to do alot of things, scalping included!

    they don't play... they do drink tho~ and they're good at it,
    just as good, if not better as they are at scalping!


    (ok, while we're on the subject; quik joke

    How many Indians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ???



    "3" -one to hold the bulb in place... and the other two to sit around and get f**ked-up
    til the room spins!! hahahaha!
  3. The two casinos here are owned by the Indians.
    Mashantuckets Pequots & the Mohegan Tribe.
    And to this day they know to scalp ya lol
  4. Are the casinos in Ct owned by the state or are they also on the reservation like they are here in Az? i was just curious, because I thought the only legal place to gamble was Nevada, until I learned of all the Casinos on the Res. Just wondered if those are the only 2 legal places for casinos in the US... besides those Riverboat Casinos... Wow, that would really suck, can you imagine going out on one of those Riverboat casinos and losing your money right away, while the cruise lasts another 3 hours! your stuck out on this boat in the middle of this huge body of water with no cash and nothing to do but sit and wait... man, whatta drag that would be! that would not be pleasant. I guess that would be a good time to take a nap huh? hahaha!
  5. Yes my Darling Connecticut.
    We have Foxwoods Resort Casino & The Mohegan Sun Casino here.
  6. Thank You , Ct being,... Connecticut? I didn't know they had Casinos there... I am in Arizona... just hours from Vegas, and they are all over the place here... on the reservations.... in the city... in the desert...
    I did well when i went a few days ago... I won a few thousand dollars after just minutes of walking in the place... and I turned around and walked right back out!! hahahaha... i may not cash out online... but
    as soon as i hit at a land casino.. i'm outta there! ... I'll take you up on your invitation ... i'll let you know as soon as I arrive...
  7. I wounld trust Rusty before Rob LOL
    j/k you guys Two good people to know.
    Besides ME I know i'm better lol
    Kixxumass when ever you come here to Ct to see the best two casinos around let me know.
    I'll take a out for dinner.
  8. Aw, thank you how sweet of you
  9. Just had to drop in to say hello.
    B-T (Tom)

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