Online Casinos - Casinomeister Logo Online Casinos - Casinomeister

Go Back   Casinomeister's Online Casino and Poker Forum > Jokes, Birthdays, and the Attic > Jokes

Notices

Jokes Enter at your own risk. May contain adult language like •••• and ••••!

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 6th November 2004, 04:22 PM
clj7221's Avatar
Meister Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: U.S.A.
Posts: 478
WTGs: 10
WTGd at 4 Times in 3 Posts
Thanks: 343
Thanked 245 Times in 173 Posts
Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts
TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0
Reputation Points: 1385
Rep Power: 33
clj7221 has much to be proud ofclj7221 has much to be proud ofclj7221 has much to be proud ofclj7221 has much to be proud ofclj7221 has much to be proud ofclj7221 has much to be proud ofclj7221 has much to be proud ofclj7221 has much to be proud ofclj7221 has much to be proud ofclj7221 has much to be proud of
Michael Moore

(TRUMP) You. You’re quiet in all this. What do you have to say for yourself? Should you be fired for this loss?

MICHAEL MOORE: I don’t think so.

TRUMP: Why not? What did you contribute to the team?

MOORE: I wrote, directed, and starred in the highest-grossing documentary of all time, a film that bravely exposed the corruption and incompetence of the Bush Administration. I won the Palm d’Or at Cannes, I swept the balloting at the Golden Globes, I won the--

TRUMP: Can I ask you a question?

MOORE: Yes.

TRUMP: While you were winning all these awards, did you ever think to yourself, hey, maybe I should shave once in a while? Maybe, you know, tuck my shirt in? Maybe I could afford to drop a couple dozen pounds? Appearances count in business, Mike.

MOORE: I dress as what I am. I’m a proud son of blue collar parents, a lifetime resident of Flint, Michigan--

TRUMP: Mike, you live in one of my buildings. You pay me rent every month. I know, because you’re always trying to pay me in buffalo wings.

MOORE: But my primary residence--

TRUMP: Is a half mile away from my breathtaking Maya Largo estate in Palm Beach. We belong to the same country club. You practically live at the aromatherapy spa. So, you know, knock it off with the working class hero crap. And, quite frankly, working class doesn’t mean obese and unkempt.
(unsure; turns to Carolyn)
It doesn’t, does it?

CAROLYN: It’s not required, no.

TRUMP: That’s what I thought. Because I know I see a lot of working class women that are in pretty damn good shape. Not as beautiful as my beautiful fiance Maritza, of course. But still-- they put themselves together pretty nice. I’d take a run at them, I’ll tell you that.

BLACKIE LAWLESS: I have a question for Mike, Mr. Trump.

TRUMP: Shoot.
Reply With Quote
Old 6th November 2004, 04:49 PM
m249a's Avatar
Dormant account
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Pa
Posts: 285
WTGs: 0
WTGd at 0 Times in 0 Posts
Thanks: 1
Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts
Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts
TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0
Reputation Points: 5
Rep Power: 0
m249a seems to be zero at this point
Good one...........I heard a "firing" of John Kerry the other morning on Howard Stern. I was laughing so hard I had to pull the car over
Reply With Quote
Old 6th November 2004, 05:30 PM
clj7221's Avatar
Meister Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: U.S.A.
Posts: 478
WTGs: 10
WTGd at 4 Times in 3 Posts
Thanks: 343
Thanked 245 Times in 173 Posts
Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts
TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0
Reputation Points: 1385
Rep Power: 33
clj7221 has much to be proud ofclj7221 has much to be proud ofclj7221 has much to be proud ofclj7221 has much to be proud ofclj7221 has much to be proud ofclj7221 has much to be proud ofclj7221 has much to be proud ofclj7221 has much to be proud ofclj7221 has much to be proud ofclj7221 has much to be proud of
Quote:
Originally Posted by m249a
Good one...........I heard a "firing" of John Kerry the other morning on Howard Stern. I was laughing so hard I had to pull the car over
I wish I heard it. Howard Stern show was dropped here in Florida.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +2. The time now is 12:00 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.2.0
© All Rights Reserved, 1998-2009


  Casinomeister is proud to present the following quality portals
Online Slots Guide | Online Casinos | GoneGambling | Online Casino Reviews | Wizard of Odds | Games and Casino | Online Poker Rooms | BetOnCharity | Online Slots | Online Casino Reviews

Legal Statements and Privacy Policy
Casinomeister.com does not intend for any of the information contained on this website to be used for illegal purposes. You must ensure you meet all age and other regulatory requirements before entering a casino or placing a wager. Online gambling is illegal in many jurisdictions and users should consult legal counsel regarding the legal status of online gambling and gaming in their jurisdictions. The information in this site is for news and entertainment purposes only. Casinomeister.com is an independent directory and information service not affiliated with any casino. Links to third party websites on Casinomeister.com are provided solely for informative/educational purposes. If you use these links, you leave this Website.

Inactive Reminders By Mished.co.uk