Future

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Future


The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after
accumulating enough Frequent Flyer miles. They meet a
Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.
Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop
computers, how they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.

'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen. The
Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.' A
discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap
partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen
and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian
strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half
an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. 'I don't
think this is going to work,' says Maureen.
'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'
'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long
enough to reach me!' 'No problem,' he says, and
proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap
of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite
impressively long. 'Well,' she says,
'that's quite impressive, but it is still too
narrow.' 'No problem,' he says, and starts
pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider
and wider until the entire measurement is extremely
exciting to the woman. 'Wow!' she exclaims, as they
fell into bed and made mad passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go
their separate ways. As they walked along, Mike asks,
'Well, was it any good?' 'I hate to say
it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about
you?'

'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a
headache . She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my
ears...'