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Is It Better To Be A Jock Or Nerd?
Is It Better To Be A Jock Or Nerd?
The answer to the question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?" Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game. With $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $9.50, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there. If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it. He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage. He'd make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends. If he wanted to save up for a new Acura SLX (about $90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours. If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second. He'd probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed around $30,000 during that round. Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st. If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year. He'd make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics. He'd make about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon. While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'd pull in about $5600. In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. However... ... If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today. Game over. Nerd wins.
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