Caught !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RobWin]

Poor Dave works hard at the office and spends two nights each week bowling
and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too
hard, so for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club. The
doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His
wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before."Oh no," says
Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable
and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her,
she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of
the first nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave,
starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey, want your usual
table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave
follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he
jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper
must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of
it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every
4-letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave,
you picked up a real bitch this time!"

[lauriejim]

too funny rob!!!!!!!

[SlotMonster]

ha ha

an oldie but goodie!