The Urine Test

[BingoT]

The Urine Test ~

Like a lot of folks in this country...
I have a job. I work, they pay me.

I pay my taxes and the government
distributes my taxes as it sees fit.

In order to get that paycheck,
I am required to pass a random urine test,
with which I have no problem.

What I do have a problem with
is the distribution of my taxes to people
who don't have to pass a urine test.

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to
get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand, I have no problem
with helping people get back on their feet.

I do on the other hand have a problem
with helping someone
sitting on their butt and using drugs.

Could you imagine how much money the U.S.
would save if people had to
pass a urine test to get
a public assistance check?

 

[GaryWatson]

I dont know about you, but I always felt insulted I was never pulled in for a urine test. Everyone else was. I think they said I was on appearance money so the rules didnt apply. I peed in their kettle

 

[winbig]

Or how about the deadbeats living for almost free in the projects, driving a $50,000 Lexus, dealing drugs, pimpin hoes, and still getting that welfare check?