The Wedding test

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The Wedding Test


I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. There was only one

little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful

younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very

tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She

would regularly bend down when she was near

me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had
to

be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was

near anyone else.

O ne day her "little" sister called and asked me to

come over to check the wedding invitations. She was

alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that
she

had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her
sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go

up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then
turned

and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and

said, "We are very happy that you have passed our

little test. We couldn't ask for a better

man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.