Poor, Poor Santa?

[coldheartedgirl]

Twas the night before Christmas - Old Santa was
<, pissed
<,
<, He cussed out the elves and threw down his list
<,
<, Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
<,
<, I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.
<,
<, I've busted my ass for damn near a year
<,
<, Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear
<,
<, The old lady bitches cause I work late at night
<,
<, The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight
<,
<, Rudolph gets drunk and gooses the maids
<,
<, Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS
<,
<, And just when I thought that things would get better
<,
<,
<, Those assholes fro IRS sent me a letter
<,
<, They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
<,
<, Who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money
<,
<, And the kids these days - they all are the pits
<,
<, They want the impossible...Those mean little shits
<,
<, I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
<,
<, Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
<,
<, I made a ton of yo-yo's - No request for them
<,
<, They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM
<,
<, Flying through the air...dodging the trees
<,
<, Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
<,
<, I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
<,
<, I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment
<,
<, There's no Christmas this year...now you know the
<, reason
<,
<, I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the
<, season.
<,