- Joined
- Jun 10, 2003
- Location
- Mass
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two
black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at
a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture."
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I
noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a
golf ball
with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
the cow's
butt."
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey,
this looks
like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that.
bruises, two
black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at
a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture."
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I
noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a
golf ball
with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
the cow's
butt."
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey,
this looks
like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that.
