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Hymn #365
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he
said, "If I Had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into
the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the
world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had
all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly
laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365 "Shall We Gather
at the River."
Smile, life is too short not to ... See you at the river!
Shall we gather at the river
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he
said, "If I Had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into
the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the
world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had
all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly
laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365 "Shall We Gather
at the River."
Smile, life is too short not to ... See you at the river!
Shall we gather at the river
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