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Old 30th January 2007, 03:17 PM
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Smile A Snow Story

A Snow Story

One winter morning a husband and wife in
minnesota area were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast
again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street,so the snowplows can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast,
when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." at which point the power went out and the radio went dead. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With all the love and understanding in his voice
that only men who are married can appreciate, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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Old 30th January 2007, 05:21 PM
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Old 30th January 2007, 09:38 PM
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I think you need to change that joke to "One morning a BLONDE wife and her husband................" Spoken from a true blonde...
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Hmm, were you listening in to the convo I had with PinaBaby the other day at breakfast???
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