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    Cool Calling all Rocket Scientists!

    I think you need to either be a rocket scientist, a mathematician, a lawyer, or a combination of the three to figure this one out:

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    Deposit $20 or more on your 4th deposit and receive a 35%

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    edit: Ok, after reading it 10 times, I think I have it figured out....So my first deposit is $50 @ 20%. My next deposit is $100. That means I won't get the 25%, but will get 20%, because my 2nd deposit is 2x as much as my first deposit???

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    ok, ok... i got one too and it's a classic. guy walks into a room and points at a picture of a man on the wall and says "i have no brothers or sisters, but that man's father is my father's son." who's the guy in the picture?

    sorry winbig, i thought you were starting a riddle thread

    i read that thing a few times and i think people will figure out my riddle way before they figure out yours, lol. the funny thing is that someone actually wrote that thinking other people would understand it!

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    So let's say I deposit $20, I get my 20% bonus. Then I deposit $40, I still get the 20% bonus. Then I deposit $70....Do I get 25%, or do I get 30%? Oh wait, I guess I get 40% for using EwalletExpress! Oh wait, I still only get 30%, because I didn't use EwalletExpress and money order!

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    Quote Originally Posted by winbig View Post
    So let's say I deposit $20, I get my 20% bonus. Then I deposit $40, I still get the 20% bonus. Then I deposit $70....Do I get 25%, or do I get 30%? Oh wait, I guess I get 40% for using EwalletExpress! Oh wait, I still only get 30%, because I didn't use EwalletExpress and money order!


    Geeze Winnnie!.........you 're a freaking rocket scientist????

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    So does this mean getting the highest value of bonuses with the least possible deposits. If we start with $72 and double it each time till we the 4th level we should be getting around $446 in bonuses against a total of $1080 in deposits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippo925 View Post
    ok, ok... i got one too and it's a classic. guy walks into a room and points at a picture of a man on the wall and says "i have no brothers or
    Its the same guy who's pointing to the picture


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    Quote Originally Posted by chuchu59 View Post
    So does this mean getting the highest value of bonuses with the least possible deposits. If we start with $72 and double it each time till we the 4th level we should be getting around $446 in bonuses against a total of $1080 in deposits.
    Not the way I see it....The way I read it is if you double your deposit on the subsequent deposit, you get the previous %...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Simmo! View Post
    Its the same guy who's pointing to the picture
    Uh, I thought he was pointing at me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casinomeister View Post
    Uh, I thought he was pointing at me
    Not surprising you have a complex if you look like that


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    Quote Originally Posted by winbig View Post
    Not the way I see it....The way I read it is if you double your deposit on the subsequent deposit, you get the previous %...lol
    I would think that would only be applicable if its greater than double your previous deposit but not if its equal to double.

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