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Holy shit..literally. If you haven't heard of the first movie, check out my review I did last year in the blog archive. This is the sequal and is by FAR the sickest movie I have ever seen in all my 31 years. The movie itself is simple, as is the plot; Martin, a mentally challenged security guard, is obsessed with the first movie and wants to become just like the sicko in the first by creating a Human Centipede 4x as big as the one before; with 12 people! This controversial film was banned in most ...

So there was a conversation last night with my 9 year old who told me that she wanted to be a mother, she couldn't wait. We talked about how hard it was, that it wasn't fun and games etc. and then it hit me...let's trade places! That's exactly what we did this morning.

We woke up and she was the "Mother", I was the daughter and she had to work, clean, take care of babies and do all of the things I do every day just as I would do them. Things started off strong, she couldn't ...

For those close to me you should know that I just had major surgery in October, well now I have to go back under the knife again for almost the same thing. BAH! It's coming up in a week or so, and I won't lie I am a little scared.

Anyway, just wanted to let my freinds here on CM know that I will be gone for a while so I can have the surgery and recover. I didn't let my body fully recover from the last one and I have learned from my mistakes .

I will be working on ...

So I started playing ISS in real recently and found it to be quite exciting. I tried it when it first came out in tourney mode, even blogged about it but soon lost interest. After Payola abused me and Slotromonicon took my balance to zero in minutes I figured something new was in order. I sign on and join room 5 which is almost empty with the exception of a few players. First spin, $1.40 bet and four spice! I was super excited and kept on a spinnin'.

Before I knew it I got carried ...

So yeah...Santa over there at 3Dice is kinda pissing me off. He gets me all excited when I see him fly by on his reindeer driven sleigh, but then nada tostada por moi!

Has anyone actually seen him do anything but tease? If so, I am curious what happens...do one of the reindeer drop down a present . Maybe Santa gets out of the sleigh and does a dance or somethin .. I don't know what happens but I am dying to find out!

So Santa, if you're listening, I have ...