I take back my comment that those "irreconcileable" paragraphs are reconcileable, albeit very sneakily:
http://www.slotland.com/faq.html#gamesdescriptions
They SPECIFICALLY DIFFERENTIATE between CARD GAMES and SLOTS:
"We offer six different slot machines and
three stylish card games at the moment..."
"
In addition to our slot machines,
we offer four great card games: You may try your luck at the
Jacks Or Better, the classic video poker game. Our pay table for this game is the highest and most generous in the industry."
This is flagrant misinformation. They SPECIFICALLY state that the CARD games are NOT slots on this "general information" page.
Then, WAY down at the bottom of the page, they post that ridiculous little "disclaimer" about the unnatural nature of the dealing.
I wonder how many players have been duped into dumping thousands chasing the jackpot on an apparent 110% return game?
I've nothing against casinos running slots-only packages to fleece the mugs, but I am TOTALLY opposed to this level of deception being practised on players.