[dynamitewoman]

Okay, I can agree it is rather brightening and even exciting to be addressed personally by the meister in a concerned fashion.. BUT.. I need some real encouragement and wake up calls. In that vein I am suggesting a few remarks that might offer some impetus and encouragement to others as well.

"Good Morning" Hey! why arent you dressed yet? back away from the computer and take off that ugly flannel thing!

Jumpin up Lordie! What did you have for lunch?

Isnt your mother in law coming for dinner and the hot dogs are still in the freezer?

You know,,I love your hair like that, but next time,use a comb.

I know you pimped up your coffee this morning my friend.

If your sleeping alone, return to the main menu and press the pound key.

Go ahead, have another hunk of cake, no one will ever see your ass again anyway.