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Originally Posted by winbig
hmmm, a woman with a big mouth.....
I guess it'd be worthwhile if you could take their vocal cords out  |
After this little doosie I do not feel too guilty about posting
the jokes below.. I will not lie, I love men (one part anyway) but you asked for it baby
How are men like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men.
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
big kiss to all you guys, I really do love you.. these are just retaliation jokes
