Marriage
There was a man and woman who were married for 20 years. And everynight they would have sex. And everytime, they kept the lights off. Even on the honeymoon the lights were off. And after 20 years, the wife finally decides to turn on the light. She discovers that her husband has been using a dildo on her for the whole 20 years. She screams at him, "Explain the dildo Asshole!!" His response, " Explain the kids Bitch!!"
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