a small child came into the bedroom of his parents one night and asked his mom, what are you doing bouncing up and down on daddy for? the mom replied, i have to do this in order to help your dad you know how big his belly is and this is the only way to keep it flat. the child stood there for a moment and said " sorry to have to tell you mom but its not gonna work" why asked the mom trying her best to get the child out of the room? the child then replied well everyday when you go to the grocery the nice next door lady comes over and gets on her knees and blows him back up again.
this ones for you bingot
laurie