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Originally Posted by tim5ny
What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?
Nothing! You already told her twice! 
Why do women get married in white?
To match the rest of the kitchen appliances! 
What did you do wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?
Made the leash too long! 
Why are women's feet short?
So that they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!  |
Tim5ny! those words are grounds for divorce!! lol