Well, I guess someone is going to have to tell him about Vortran so here goes.
He began acting strange right after you left. Kind of stand-off-ish. I myself rarely saw him around the forum.
Then I caught wind that he had ordered a book from Amazon and after a little snooping I found these instructions.
Then SHE was all of a sudden hanging around.
And was seen reading a book about babys!
And well, you can guess the outcome.
Congratulations, your a Grandfather!
p.s. I don't know how to insert text between the pictures but at least now the whole sordid story is out.