[Rusty]

A Guy has a really vivid dream that he wins a fortune at Blackjack, so vivid infact that he decides to take his life savings £50,000 to the Casino and play.
After an hour he has lost £25000 and is almost in tears.He decides to put his last £25000 on one hand to win his money back or jump in the River.
The Dealer deals him a King and a two.
He sighs and decides the way his luck is if he takes a card he will bust and so is just about to say "No card" when a Leprechaun pops up on his shoulder.
"take a card" the Leprecaun says quitley with a nod.
The Guy swallows deeply and asks the dealer for a card.Its a 3 making him 15.
"Damn" the Guy says thumping the table in dismay.
"Take another card." the Leprechaun says quickly
"What?, I will bust for sure." The Guy protests
"Take a card, go on, twist, take a fuckin' card, go on." The Leprechaun urges.
"Card!" The Guy shouts hardly daring to look
The Dealer turns him a 5 making him 20
"Yes, thank you!" The Guy shouts.
He looks up at the Dealer and is about to say "Stick" when the Leprechaun prods him and gives him a wink.
"Take a card." The Leprechaun says
"Go on, take a card, take one."
The Guy looks at the Leprechaun and says,
"You're crazy, I have 20, I can only hit an Ace to improve."
The Leprechaun ignores him and becomes more insistent.
"Take a card, take fuckin' card, take card now, go on, take a fukin card,twist,go on,take one."
Carried away in the moment the Guy impulsively shouts "card!"
Bang! It's an Ace! 21!
The Leprechaun falls off his shoulder exclaiming,
"Jesus!, you lucky Bastard!"