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Originally Posted by johnsteed
"Vegas MVP Casino"
Here's a glance at their MVP'esque initial deposit offer that's currently nesting on their site.
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That's super! All I have to do is contact their " MVP" customer service team - only after I make my initial deposit bonus - and they can FedEX the keys to that trustworthy time-machine that they must have invented with all of that loot that they're collecting at an MVP-pace. |
Wow, looks like I'll need to act
FAST if I want to take them up on this offer! After all,
June 21st, 2005 only comes around once... or does it?
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Originally Posted by johnsteed
I'd love to see a Forbes 100 celebrity make a billion dollar deposit at this casino, asking them to up their maximum BJ bet to $1,000,000,000 per hand. Imagine the player scoring a BJ on the only hand. " That'll be $2.5 billion, and 1 million in MVP comps please". Replies the Vegas MVP customer support manager, " We can't pay all of it at once Mr. Gates, but we'll make good on our word that you'll get $1,000 a week EACH and every week... promise... over the next 83,333 years." |
But remember, the weekly payment would be reduced from $1,000 to $500 per week for inactive accounts.