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One of the most surreal

Santa loves internet keno
Santa always seemed to have something else up his sleeve. He was always doing something fun and interesting and about a week ago when I went to visit him, he told me that he had started playing internet keno. I am telling you; I ve not had this much fun since I married Mrs. Santa. You should try it; internet keno is great. Well, Santa really was excited. And he was right; I for one had not seen him this excited since his wedding to Mrs. Santa either. Anyway, today I had quite a hard day. I had fought with my wife in the morning before I left to work, got stuck in traffic on the way to work and had a lousy day at the office. I just wished I was able to play internet keno at work; internet keno really kept me sane. Rather than head straight for home, I decided to go visit Santa in his grotto. Straight away I noticed the lights on and his computer screen show that he was playing internet keno. Oh good, I thought to myself; he was bound to be in an extra happy mood.

I watch as Santa plays internet keno through the night
Well, I had such fun that night with Santa. I actually forgot to go home. But watching Santa play internet keno through the night was really relaxing. When I went home in the morning, I apologized to my wife but she was so sweet. It is okay Mick, she said, I knew you needed some time out and watching Santa play internet keno was probably just right for you. What a great wife I had, I thought.

The last couple of sentences are my favourite