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Originally Posted by spearmaster

This ... reminds me of those infomercials on TV where "X-drug helped me live again" "y-drug improved my sex life" and so on... the only difference being that the "ask your doctor" disclaimer is nowhere to be found...

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My doctor was always saying the same thing. Since I had private health insurance through my company, I had to be examined every few months to see if the policy would change. And each time it was the same. The doctor would say "you're in pretty good shape Mike, but you have to do something to lower your cholesterol." Each time I would try and change my diet, but to no avail. So I kept racking my brain to think of something.

My mate Daniel said that playing slots had, incredibly, lowered his cholesterol. He couldn't understand how the slots had had such an impact, but the results were there in black and white - slots were helping him. Since playing slots regularly, his cholesterol had slipped down to the exact right number. He suggested I play slots. So I did. And playing slots had the same impact on me. Boy, my doctor would be pleased, I was sure, when I next went back. He would be all for those slots!

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Well, slots worked for me like they worked for Daniel. When I went back for my examination, my doctor said, "my, my, my Mike, I don't have to tell you to lower your cholesterol today. What's been your secret?" he asked. "Oh, I've been playing slots," I answered nonchalantly. And I saw he was happy as a smile spread across his face.

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I had high cholesterol. Okay, who cares? So what's new? But it was irritating. It ran in my family and although I was told there was so much I could do about it, it seemed like whatever I tried to do, just did not work. Nothing helped at all. I was always going to conferences on lowering cholesterol and reading books about it. I told this to my doctor when I went for a check up. You know what you need Nick? he asked. I think you ve been trying too hard to reduce your cholesterol. You have to find a way to do this in a fun way. It sounded good but I was confused . How can I do that? I asked. One thing you can try is flash slot machines. A lot of my patients have found that flash slot machines really help them. It seems they do not even have to try to reduce their cholesterol when they play flash slot machines. It just happens naturally, he said.

I said I would try flash slot machines

I told the doctor I would try flash slot machines. It sounds good to me, I said. And it did. Why not? Why shouldn't I change my attitude and use flash slot machines to help reduce my cholesterol rather than eating broccoli and spinach? So I did and it worked. My cholesterol is now a perfect level.

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