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Originally Posted by Crackpot Factory
My Grandfather and His Secret about Casino Online
'Casino online', the will read, 'Casino online has enabled me to leave all of my grandchildren in a comfortable financial position'. There was a gasp of amazement as we all sat in the solicitor's office frozen, waiting for the figure to be announced. 'I have amassed quite a considerable fortune from playing casino online in the last 2 years and now that I am in my twilight years, I have no time to use this money for anything useful to me. Therefore the following amount will be split equally between my 3 grandchildren, to be used as they wish.' $11,000,000.
Casino Online Made us a Fortune
The solicitor's eyes twinkled as he read the amount and saw us all turn quite white. It appears your grandfather was one of the most successful casino online players in the world, he said. Before your grandfather died, he confessed to me how much he had enjoyed playing casino online and how he had set up a particular system for himself that had worked extraordinarily well. So now, ladies and gentlemen, the only thing left for us to do, is to divide this amount between you all, say thank you to casino online and that will conclude out business.
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I'm OK with this one! Clearly this group wholeheartedly encourage the sport of bonus abuse among it's patrons. This is excellent news, we can abuse the hell out of their promos and they would not dream of pulling "a stunt" if we manage to scrape by to the letter on the T & C.
Clearly, they have set me a new challenge, I must aspire to leave my darling nieces the sum of £11,000,000 extracted from All Slots and All Jackpots over the remaining 40 or so years of active gambling left to me, and they will be OK with that, hey, it's a player testimonial, if this grandad can do it, why not me? or any one of us for that matter. Beats playing at all those scumbag casinos that seem to object to players ripping off all the bonuses and having the utter cheek to cash out before the Rams have f**ted!